High Drama At Hawker Center
TODAY WAS A SLACK SLACK DAY... WENT TUITION AND DIDI NOT COMPLETE HOME WORK SO KENA OWNED BY TEACHER... SIAN.. BUT LATER WENT MATH TUITION... WHOLE DAY TUITION.. WAN DIE LIAO... BUT MANY THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO... LIKE OUR DEAR MEGAN CHEW COMING BACK... iMEDIA CHALET...
TODAY AT DINNER DAMN... HOW TO SAY... EXCITING... SITUATION INVOLVES AN OLD MAN, A GANGSTERSISH GOLDEN HAIR 'AH BENG' AND A WHOLE HAWKER CENTER OF SHOCKED PPL... WELL SEE THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED... THE OLD MAN, APPARENTLY DRUNK FROM BEER, WENT ON TO INSULT THE BUGGER OF A GANGSTER... THE GANGSTER, THINK HE DAMN GOOD WENT CHALLENGE THE OLD MAN AND GOT FINISHED OFF MY THE OLD MAN'S KUNG FU GUSTO... JUST KADDING... THE GANGSTER GOT PISSED... HE THREW A SLICE OF PINEAPPLE AT THE OLD MAN, HOPFULLY TO SHUT HIM UP... THE OLD MAN CONTINUED TO RANT IN HOKKIEN ABOUT THE MAN... DEN HE WENT OVER TO SIT WITH THE AH PEH TO SETTLE... BUT FEW SECONDS AFTER TOKIN, THE OLD BUGGER CONTINUE AGAIN... SO SIAN I STIING DIRECTLY AT TABLE NEXT TO THEM... DEN GANGSTER FINNALLY LOSES IT... WENT TO THE OLD CROONER AND KINDA COLLARS HIM AND BOTH STAND AND POINT FINGER AT EACH OTHER'S FACE WITH THREATS IN HOKKIEN, TEOCHEW, CANTONESE AND FUNNY THINGS... OLD MAN (AS IN A REALLY, REALLY OLD AH PEH) GO PRETEND TAKE BEER BOTTLE... GANGSTER DID NOT WAIT TO SEE IF THE OLD GEEZER WAS PRETENDING OR NOT... PUNCHES THE OLD MAN ACROSS THE FACE... OLD MAN THREW BACKWARDS AND SLIDDED TO STOP... SAT THERE STUNNED... THEN THE GANGSTER WETN LIKE' LIM PEH GA LER KONG MAI KAO BEI BLAH BLAH BLAH'... OLD MAN SAT THERE STUNNED... WE EAT FINISH AND CHOW FAST FAST... LATER KENA HIT BY FLYING OBJECT VERY 'AI WAN'... SO YA... POOR OLD MAN... GOT HIT WITH A SICKENING POP...
BUT HE ALSO ASKING FOR IT... PRAY FOR THE OLD GUY DUN INJURE HIMSELF TOO BADLY...
I MISS MY ABCXYZHBO LOADS AND IN CASE PPL STILL DUNNO... MEGAN CHEW OF SFX IS RETURNING ON THE 18TH OF DEC AND AARON I DUNNO WHEN... SORRY DUDE... I FORGOT.. :p iMEDIA CAMP ON THE 28 DEC... GONNA SLACK... PRAY MY GRANDFATHER IS WELL... AND PRAY I GET MY PHONE BACK...
TODAY AT DINNER DAMN... HOW TO SAY... EXCITING... SITUATION INVOLVES AN OLD MAN, A GANGSTERSISH GOLDEN HAIR 'AH BENG' AND A WHOLE HAWKER CENTER OF SHOCKED PPL... WELL SEE THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED... THE OLD MAN, APPARENTLY DRUNK FROM BEER, WENT ON TO INSULT THE BUGGER OF A GANGSTER... THE GANGSTER, THINK HE DAMN GOOD WENT CHALLENGE THE OLD MAN AND GOT FINISHED OFF MY THE OLD MAN'S KUNG FU GUSTO... JUST KADDING... THE GANGSTER GOT PISSED... HE THREW A SLICE OF PINEAPPLE AT THE OLD MAN, HOPFULLY TO SHUT HIM UP... THE OLD MAN CONTINUED TO RANT IN HOKKIEN ABOUT THE MAN... DEN HE WENT OVER TO SIT WITH THE AH PEH TO SETTLE... BUT FEW SECONDS AFTER TOKIN, THE OLD BUGGER CONTINUE AGAIN... SO SIAN I STIING DIRECTLY AT TABLE NEXT TO THEM... DEN GANGSTER FINNALLY LOSES IT... WENT TO THE OLD CROONER AND KINDA COLLARS HIM AND BOTH STAND AND POINT FINGER AT EACH OTHER'S FACE WITH THREATS IN HOKKIEN, TEOCHEW, CANTONESE AND FUNNY THINGS... OLD MAN (AS IN A REALLY, REALLY OLD AH PEH) GO PRETEND TAKE BEER BOTTLE... GANGSTER DID NOT WAIT TO SEE IF THE OLD GEEZER WAS PRETENDING OR NOT... PUNCHES THE OLD MAN ACROSS THE FACE... OLD MAN THREW BACKWARDS AND SLIDDED TO STOP... SAT THERE STUNNED... THEN THE GANGSTER WETN LIKE' LIM PEH GA LER KONG MAI KAO BEI BLAH BLAH BLAH'... OLD MAN SAT THERE STUNNED... WE EAT FINISH AND CHOW FAST FAST... LATER KENA HIT BY FLYING OBJECT VERY 'AI WAN'... SO YA... POOR OLD MAN... GOT HIT WITH A SICKENING POP...
BUT HE ALSO ASKING FOR IT... PRAY FOR THE OLD GUY DUN INJURE HIMSELF TOO BADLY...
I MISS MY ABCXYZHBO LOADS AND IN CASE PPL STILL DUNNO... MEGAN CHEW OF SFX IS RETURNING ON THE 18TH OF DEC AND AARON I DUNNO WHEN... SORRY DUDE... I FORGOT.. :p iMEDIA CAMP ON THE 28 DEC... GONNA SLACK... PRAY MY GRANDFATHER IS WELL... AND PRAY I GET MY PHONE BACK...
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